Ok, since it seems all my warcraft playing girls are not seeing eachother on game, I made this post for everyone to put what times and character names you want us to find. The server we're using is "Dawnbringer"

my toon is "Lickywitchy" and I can be on evenings and late night, when's good for everyone else?!

Scientists at the Canadian Research Facility built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of Airlines and military jets, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.



NASA engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the NASA… Continue

Ok, to say I am a little pissed off at the moment would be a MASSIVE understatement.

On January 5th 2010 (my 32nd birthday) I found out my father has lung cancer.

At first I really wasn’t sure how to react or feel, except maybe shocked and confused, it took a couple days to assess my own brain, and what I found was that I was seething, bottomless pit of rage.

My father, who has never smoked, doesn’t drink or do drugs, never even gets so much as a cold for more than a couple… Continue

The Pastors Ass





The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he

entered it in the race again, and it won again.



The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT



The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he

ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.



The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.



This was… Continue

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -

The last one is great!

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could

Immediately take the words back...

Or that you could crawl into a hole?

Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....





FIRST TESTIMONY:

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow

And asked loudly,

'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?'

I turned around and… Continue